May 2013
ejacutastic:
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
romulusthread:
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
ruinscape:
sometimes i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then go on with my day as usual
but other times i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then fantasize about him for like a week straight
“I wish I had a someone who would oberserve me silently, who would capture all my...”
– Elay Neal Moses (via nymphomatic)
awkwardvagina:
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
snorlaxatives:
jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me for getting zoey 101 cancelled
catpun:
PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
“I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me.”
– George Orwell, 1984 (via energiesoftheuniverse)
